is a mature woman surviving life’s battles,
anxious to tell the world why it sometimes has to lose.
Usually in verse, often in stilettos.
“65% Victoria Wood, 25% John Cooper Clarke,
10% Joyce Grenfell”
“Sassy, wickedly witty, fast-paced and thoroughly entertaining”
Anybody can raise a smile; fewer can do it in verse and in style;
Fewer still can make it rhyme; even fewer in heels at the time.